| Chihuahua Humor |
| Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws. |
| What kind of computers do Chihuahuas like best? Lap-top! |
| What is a Chihuahuas favorite sport? Miniature golf! |
| What was the most vicious and meanest dinosaur of them all? The Chihuahuasaurus Rex! |
| What is the difference between a Hippopotamus and a Chihuahua? About 2,200 pounds! |
| What do you call twelve Chihuahuas? A dozen! |
| What position is the best for a Chihuahua to play in baseball? Shortstop! |
| Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR. |
| What does a Chihuahua call its mom and dad? Chimama and Chipapa! |
| What do you get when you cross a Chihuahua with a brave giraffe? A Chihuahua that is not afraid to stick its neck out! |
| What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts! |
| Yorkie: I was thinking of inviting my friend, the Beagle, over for breakfast. What do you think I should serve? Chihuahua: That's easy! Beagles and cream cheese go together! |
| Why are Chihuahuas such poor dancers? They have two left feet. |
| Why is a toothless Chihuahua like a tree? It has more bark than bite. |
| Eleven Chihuahuas shared one umbrella, yet none got wet. How did they manage? It wasn't raining. |
| How did the Chihuahua feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted. |
| What time is it when five Chihuahuas are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one. |
| Why did the Chihuahua sleep on the chandelier? He was a light sleeper. |
| Why did the Chihuahua run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding. |
| Why is a Chihuahua like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming. |
| Why do Chihuahuas turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another. |
| Why did the snowman call his Chihuahua Frost? Because frost bites ! |
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